#11 and #14 can't be trusted.
My 3 year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, “Daddy it's a monster… we should bury it.”
My kid sometimes says creepy things about my husband when he was small. Like, “When Daddy was a baby, we didn’t know what to name him, so we settled on Tim.” I think she’s trolling all of us, but sometimes it is very creepy. My husband’s mother died years ago.
My 3-year-old son generally has a happy-go-lucky attitude, so this is pretty odd. Sometimes when he's cuddling with his mommy, he'll say, very seriously, “Mom, I promise I won't ever chew on your bones. I promise.”
My son told me he was a grandpa once.
My 3-year-old daughter said, “You're the best mommy I have had so far.” I said, “I am the only mommy you have had!” As she walked away she said, “That's what all the other mommies said, too!”
“Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other mom are so old now. They were okay when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn't!”
My two-year-old said there is a fairy in his room. He points to the corner with the air conditioner. He says it most nights. One day I was showing him some old family photos. I show him one of my mother and he points to it and says, “Fairy fairy bedroom.” The photo was of my mum as a girl. She died 4 years ago.
He said, “Daddy sleep,” then pushed my head underwater at the pool.
A friend of mine's child told him “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”